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1. Why was Karl Marx buried at High gate Cemetery in London? - Because he was dead! 2. What odd number becomes even when beheaded? - Seven (Seven - E = even) 3. Why is the letter E like London? - It is the capital in England. 4. What has four wheels and flies? - A garbage truck. 5. What kind of running means walking? - Running out of gas! 6. What stays hot even if you put it in a refrigerator? - Pepper! 7. What can"t be used unless broken? - Eggs! 8. What two words contain thousands of letters? - Post office. 9. What has nothing but a head and a tail? - A coin. 10. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working? - You are too young to smoke! 11. What has three hands but only one face? - A clock. 12. Why is the letter "E" so important? - Because it is the beginning of "everything"! 13. Who works only one day in the year but never gets fired? - Santa Clause. 14. When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket? - When you have a hole in your pocket! 15. Where can you always find money? - In a dictionary. 16. Why do fish live in water? - Because cats cannot swim! 17. What is black when it is clean, and white when it is dirty? - A blackboard. 18. Why are grandpa"s false teeth like stars? - Because they come out at night! 19. What word is pronounced wrong even by native English speakers? - The word "wrong"! 20. What will make more noise in your house than a dog? - Two dogs. [ یادداشت ثابت - سه شنبه 98/12/28 ] [ 9:9 عصر ] [ غلامعلی عباسی ]
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